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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Bargers.. <-- by Derek =D

Derek, Dana and I were disturbing these ppl.. kesian these ppl.. Zunzen and Xiau wei.. it was derek all along.. Dana and I just cant stop laughing.. seriously.. he was damn random until I also speechless already.. then our parents pulak sedang berkaraoke-ing.. bising betul.. hahahahahXDD just read and laugh ppl! =DDDD

Sandra

who are you??
7:08amSandra

who ask you to study?? my name is tze keat!!
7:09amZun Zen

??
7:09amSandra

who are you??

are you someone??
7:10amZun Zen

zun zen??

noo. i'm a ghost
7:10amSandra

uhh.. u're ghost then i'm who huh??

lalala~~~

i'm a spammer!! wooittt!!! :p:p
7:10amZun Zen

okay....who is this??
7:10amSandra

uhh.. i hacker from mars
7:11amZun Zen

ooh. i see.

i'm from pluto.
7:11amSandra

haha... hi!!! dkfjkdjfkajsdkf akdfa kdfad

srysry

was juz disturbing ya

i'm sandra's friend

we were having joke that's all

cF

xD

sry btw

sandra here

it was dana's brother

derek chan

zhengkang's friend also
7:12amZun Zen

hhaha.

derek chan?

from?

its ok. i ddint mind. =)=)
7:13amSandra

MBS :A ABODEN?!?!?!

LA***
7:13amZun Zen

oh. how i knoww?? SBU got one derek chan ok??

hahaha.
7:14amSandra

THAT ONE is DEREK LEE and DERRICK CHAN!!!

you stupid arh?

speechless!! duh~
7:16amZun Zen

..... =.=
7:18amSandra

it wasnt me

it was derek

i dun think so!

it was dana

who who??

scissors, paper or stone??

choose!!
7:18amZun Zen

errrrr
7:18amSandra

errr wad?

fast fast

time limit
7:18amZun Zen

choose wat???
7:18amSandra

30 sec
7:18amZun Zen

all of u?

=.=
7:18amSandra

choose scissors, paper or stone?

choose!!

why dun wan??

scared??
7:19amZun Zen

stone!!

ishh. kacau laa
7:20amSandra

oh.. good!!! stone your head la

u alwayz guess the wrong girl

so sad.. =((

is like the question are you a boy or a girl

and u choose pondan

omgomg

weird

didn't know sbuians are so weird

get wad i mean??

i think i'm weird too!!

whose who??

choose again.. =)=)
7:20amZun Zen

hahahaha

wthhhhhhhhhhhh

i choose none!
7:21amSandra

hahahahahahahaha

are you going crazy with your studies??
7:23amZun Zen

noo. you're making me crazier instead!!

whoever you are!

=.=.
7:23amSandra

u know.. remember the song.. whatever you like by ti??

so i can do wadever i like..

hahahaha
7:24amZun Zen

err. noo.

hhhahha. gosh.
7:24amSandra

wad no

wad gosh

u're turning your head round
7:24amZun Zen

dont sot ady laa.
7:25amSandra

u spin ur head right round right round

and going down.......... blah blahblah

crazy girl
7:25amZun Zen

............
7:26amSandra

???????
7:27amSandra

talk la!!!

hahahaa
7:27amZun Zen

talk wat??

who are u first???
7:27amSandra

i love you

says zheng kang
7:28amZun Zen

dana, sandra, derek or hacker from mars??
7:28amSandra

or u'll dead
7:28amZun Zen

=.=
7:28amSandra

sandra's gonna kill u

no one

ali baba from sun
7:28amZun Zen

wthh.

wahahhhaa

ali baba from sun?? not star?

hahaha wth laa.
7:28amSandra

no

sun is the mother nature of earth

we should appreciate it

okok??

ali baba grunts 3 wishes for you

wad will be your wish??

zun zen says:.. ehh.. first one is three bfs!

seond one is i wanna be uglier as adam!! that freak

third one is i wan all the guys to be mine

hacker says: omg.. ui're super sick
7:32amZun Zen

......

3 wish. one- stop crapping.
two- stop kacauing
three- who are u laa???
7:33amSandra

first.. alrite

two.. for wad? kacau wad? i did nothing,, u're disturbing me!

3.. i'm some one of earth.. barack obama?
Sandra

my god

didnt reply?
7:37amZun Zen

my god. headache la
7:38amSandra

haha

okok

serious du

dy**

i oso wanna die talking dy

actually i'm dana's bro

so so sry
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second conversation..

whowhowho?
7:17amSandra

he suddenly take the lighter and penknife..
7:17amXiau

owh hahaha.
7:17amSandra

put beside ppl

ppl

ppl
7:17amXiau

yeah, thats not only weird is a little scary

hahaha
7:17amSandra

ppl's neck

yeahhh

damn weird ppl
7:18amXiau

hahaha yeahh. weird.
7:19amSandra

wor

craazzzyy ppl
7:19amXiau

hahaha.

but you still love him haha
7:20amSandra

wow!!

u love him??

stalker!!

didn't know you are like that

omg
7:21amXiau

huh?!
7:21amSandra

sorry~~~~~~~~~

omg

sandra kacau me

isshh

go away!

its them larh!

it was derek

it was us

damn u la dana

OOI

my b ro kacau!!!!!

bro??

liar

it's my bro, anad!! u know who??
7:22amXiau

okay. may i know who is the one who chatting with me now?
7:23amSandra

u"re chatting with yourself

mirror mirrr on the wall

who is the talker after all!!
7:23amXiau

okayyy
7:23amSandra

okay wad??

pls choose

scissor, paper or stone??
7:24amXiau

paper
7:24amSandra

if u guess it correctly, u'll get a puch

punch*

paper.. omg

why?

why paper?

your bf?
7:25amXiau

what my bf?
7:26amSandra

paper is your bf rite??

that's y u choose paper wad..

am i wrong??

or i you right?

aww..

why am i so weird?

can u help me?

juz like ya

now there's a new virus spreading.. called h2n2

is called the crappy attack

it was originated from cheras

and from your house

i bet the police will arrive later

trust me
7:27amXiau

paper is not my bf
7:28amSandra

no

gf then

=,=
7:29amXiau

okay gf then gf lo
7:29amSandra

lesbian

eeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

aww!!!!

@.@

so sick

so sweet!!!

wow!!

delicious

cotton candies mummy!!!

yerh!!!!!!
7:34amXiau

haha
7:35amSandra

why offline juz now>

scared ahh u?

i missed u every sconds la
7:35amXiau

no la accidentally close this window

yerh
7:35amSandra

dun lie la u

i wad behind you juz now
7:35amXiau

huh?
7:35amSandra

wad huh>

juz now u talked to me wad
7:36amXiau

nothing
7:36amSandra

something
7:36amXiau

when?
7:36amSandra

juz now

2 seconds ago

i said hi
7:37amXiau

owh why i didn't know
7:38amSandra

i knew

and u knew

pls la

stop lying

You're my sweetest guy.

WAAAAAAA- lao- eh!

I thought I'm the only one who didnt update my blog about today.. mana tau, I on the comp, and see no one updated their blog =.="

well, today, all I did just being a lazyyy piggiee.. slept quite early yesterday.. went for dinner or should I say meeting.. with one of his business partner in Royal Selangor Club.. the guy was from Sri Lanka.. and he was DARN FUNNY.. his wife and his son came to have dinner with us.. his family is like my family.. crazy a bit wan.. hahaaXDDD since both my dad and him are in food industry.. I brought my sejarah and chemistry book there cause I know my brother wont be going.. shessh.. so, I would be darn bored.. but it didnt turn out as bad as I thought it would be.. in fact, I had fun.. loads of it.. hahaXD the uncle was explaining about oil..

mom: yeah.. those oil are not healthy.. I use olive oil to fry vege..
uncle: ?!?! THAT is the biggest mistake of your life! the olive oil is poisonous once it is heated.. olive oil is only meant for cold things such as cold salad.. because the boiling point is low, therefore it would turn into acid when you heat it.. you should use sunflower oil.. not olive oil.. *ppl.. take note..*
mom: i see i see.. my cholesterol is very high..
uncle: curry has lots of cholesterol..
mom: yaya! i loveeee currry..
uncle: seafood too...
mom: yaya! i like to eat seafood too..
me: =.="
uncle: THAT'S the biggest problem you have.., you like EVERYTHING.. and its not good.. including your husband..
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!

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dad: so what's the population of Sri Lanka?
uncle: 20 million..
dad: i see..
uncle: but now 19 million something..

I thought now the population grew smaller because of the war.. buttt.... .. . .

uncle: cause now, 3 ppl are in Malaysia now..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I burst out laughing again..

mom: I'm flying to Sydney with my daughter on the 3rd of June..
uncle: I seee..
mom: It would be winter there..
uncle: yeah.. but you no need to worry laa..
mom: yeah.. cause I knit lots of sweater for my daughter and I..
uncle: nono.. cause you already got enough protection

actually he meant my mother being fat..

me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!
uncle: nola, I was just joking.. just a joke..
me: GOOD JOKE, UNCLE! hahahahaXD

uncle: one day, all of you have to come to Sri Lanka..
me: yeah.., i have friends there too..
uncle: arh? how you got friends there?
me: during the International Cadet Camp for St. Johns.. I met a few friends from Sri Lanka..
dad: oh.. do you still contact them?
me: yeah.. sure.. sometimes, he call me too..
mom: HARH!? GUY ARH?!
me: =.= yeah.. what's wrongg??
uncle: who is that?? give me the address.. I help you to check who is this guy.. I'll go to his house and see who issit.. can take care of my friend's daughter or not..

HAHAHAHAHAXDDDD

the dinner with them was really fun. when we came back.. I was exhausted.. just felt super tired.. then I woke up at 7am.. walk around the house.. saw my maid did the house chores SO FAST.. walao.. she knows she is going back this afternoon.. therefore she did the housework so fast.. drink a cup of Milo and went for tuition..

damn funny la tuition.. laughed non stop.. teacher came late.. so, when he came, he gave the keys to keanloong.. then, zhengkang was helping keanloong to take his things cause it was difficult forr kl to open the gate while carrying the books..

so, when Kl opened the gate already.. zhengkang went in.. I wanted to wait for keanloong and chengnam to go in.. as usual.. they would go in BEFORE ME.. but then this time, they didnt.. they were waiting for ME to go in first.. perhaps they read my bloggie.. hahahahahXD then they scolded zhengkang for not being gentlemen, for not letting me go in first.. so funny man.. then when zhengkang and I was inside.. they LOCK THE GATE FROM OUTSIDE! like WTH! then keanloong go and say...

"teacherrr.. you seeee.. they lock themselve insidee.."

seriously the be-lew-tee-edge man.. i was like @!#$%&*() crazy ppl.. stupid chengnam and keanloong..

then, after tuition, my whole family went to have lunch somewhere in Yulek.. then we keep talking about yesterday.. and laugh laugh laugh.. talk about my maid.. who didnt wanna bring ANYTHING back to Indonesia.. she just went back with only a sarong on her right hand.. hahahahaXD and of course the cheque.. ONLY.. she didnt bring her clothes or anything..

me: oh.. mom.. no more maid ady.. you have to do the housechores..
mom: aiyaaa.. no need laa.. 3 days without maid can live wan.. *cause the new maid will only come next week* the most, we go out eat for three days only lo..
me: ?!?!
dad: sandra.. so you collect the clothes later arh..
me: no way.. ask mommy to do it..
dad: you wash the clothes arh..
me: ask mommy to do it..
dad: *turns to my mom* you know how to use the washing machine right??
mom: erm.... ... .. later I see how she use..
me: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!

NONE of us know how to use it.. darn funny man.. ahahahhahaXD

right.. now my maid is gone.. and my whole family look so busy keeping clothes, boiling water, put the dog into the cage.. HA-HA.. and I'm sleeping soundly in my room..

haha.. anyway, chao chao! got to go bathe.. going to Derek's house for dinner.. *prays that he wont tease me in front of my parents*

***
I love you darlinggggg!!! =DDD
*
I love the way you look into my eyes and tell me you love me,
I love the way you hold my hands and tell me it is going to be forever,
I love the way you stare at me and smile all of a sudden,
I love the way you say I'm yours, and I will replied, "WHO SAID SO?!" hahahaXD
I love the way you look when I reply something you dont really want to hear.. Xp
I love the way you scold me and ask me not to say that,"you're smart and I'm stupid."
I love the way you hug me as if it would last forever.
I love the way you cared about me.
I love the way you smile sweetly when you ask me to tell you that I love you.
I love the way you ask me if my stomach is really pain,
and I would reply, "YOU THINK PAIN FOR ONE MINUTE ISSIT?!"
I love the way you tell me about THE story.
I love the way you tell me how lucky are you to have me.
I love the way you asked me why am I so important to you,
and I will reply,"HOW I KNOW?! You also sot wan. tell me, how am I suppose to know?!"
*
cut the crap, and all I want to say is,
*
I love everything about you. =)
*
<3
you're my sweetest guy..

Friday, May 22, 2009

Just, wondering.

I went blog surfing.. and I was wondering,

why after ppl break up they can't be friends?

well, not all of them, but,

most of them.

They seem to hate each other after breaking up.

and I wonder why..

why can't they just continue being friends..

back to the way they use to be BEFORE even being a couple? can't they just forget about the past and move on as if nothing happened?

well, of course you'd be sad after break-ups..
but,
sometimes,
we just have to get over it, dont we?

I mean, what's the point of hating each other?
Not like it matters in you future life..

Dont tell me next time, when your children happens to be friends with their children, you'd ask your children not to be friends with them.. and when they asked,

"but whyyy, mommy/daddy??" *with the innocent eyes*

and you would answer them, "because their daddy/mommy broke up with me last time.."

I think your children will go swt-ing... =.="

Does it really matters if you hate or dont hate that someone?
Do you really have to hate them?
I mean you already got a life without him or her, right?
Must them really hold a grudge on their ex?

well, I don't know.
I cant answer these questions.

not like I have an ex.. *looks away*

but I still don't understand..

Growing Up.

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Do you guys miss the fun times we always had together?
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credits to Yuenping.. I find this too meaningul that's why I post this thingy.

The worst part about [[growing up]] is when


your close friends become strangers;


lollipops turn into cigarettes;


the innocent ones turn into druggie dropouts;


homework goes in the trash;


soda becomes vodka;


and kisses turn into sex;


do you remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?


When protection meant wearing a helmet?


When the worst thing you could get from girls were cooties?


Daddy’s shoulders were the -highest- place on earth


and mommy was your -hero-?


Your worst enemies were your {siblings};


race issues were about who ran the fastest;


the only drug you knew was {cough medicine};


the only thing that hurt you was skinned knees;


and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow;




remember when we couldn't wait to grow up?

The Covenant.

*yawns*

I'm tired, but I woke up at 10am. I slept at 7pm yesterday.

It's been so long since I've really slept without any doubts.. without any fear of what subject to read after I wake up.. without any disturbance of that stupid alarm clock to wake me up to have a date with BOOKS!

Fifteen hours. (>.<) That shows how tired I was. All the sleeping time I missed was all paid back just now. The last sms I read before sleeping was from Valerie.. ".. . .. Ask me online later.. watching American Idol, nudge me or something =D" later did I know I didnt go online after that. Haha.. I slept because I find American Idol boring larr...


anyway.. that Kris guy was kinda handsome.. but I prefer the guy from the movie, The Covenant... I just watched just now on tv.. At first I didnt like the movie.. but then later on.. oh god.. it was one of the nicest show I've ever watched..

Yesterday, the whole 15 hours I slept, I realised my family is ACTUALLY very noisy.. hahaXD actually, before that, I had really good sleep cause my mom went for class, my dad went for a meeting, and my brother went back to college for exam.. I was reading my sejarah book.. and I fell asleep.. like HELLO? of course.. its SEJARAH!! the subject that will NEVER fail to make me fall asleep..

so yeah, I slept.. then I heard alex coming back.. then heard his voice complaining on the phone to my dad that my mom cooked very little.. ask him to buy something back.. then I heard my mom came home.. and she was asking my maid if I ate my dinner already or not.. and my maid told her no, and I am sleeping.. she asked my maid to wake me up to eat first..

so, I heard my maid come in to my room and ask me to go and eat first.. I shook my head, told her I dont wan.. ask her not to disturb me to sleep.. then point at the fan.. then she switched on the fan.. then I point at the air-con.. and she helped me switched on the air con.. and lastly I point at the lights and automatically she switched off the lights.. hahaXD the next time I woke up to check my messages, it was already 3 something.. blardy hell..

I didnt know I slept for so long.. then I realised I should've point at the blanket.., so that my maid will cover me with the blanket right?? because i was totally FROZEN.. I could barely move.. SO COLD MAN!! i was sleeping under the air con.. and the fan was on.. GOSH! I woke up shivering non stop.. but I still continue sleeping.. Until 5 something..

I woke up and checked my message again.. then my maid woke me up for school.. I told her that I'm not going to school.. then my dad came to my room.. and woke me up again.. then i say told him I'm not going to school again..

and continue sleeping..

and sleeping..

and snoring..

and dreaming..

and pigging..

and finally woke up and ate sweet potatoes for breakfast! hahaXD and enjoyed a movie with alex..



the COVENANT! =D
dunno what they doing.. hahaXD
the four teenage wizard..Steven Strait.. Isnt he much cuter than Kris?? hahahahahXD nah... SOMEONE is MUCH more cuter in my heart.. hahaXD

okayy.. goodnight ppl.. I wanna go sleep.. seriously still tired.. hahaXD buh-byee!



pui yi. says:
why dont point at your phone?

pui yi. says:
ask her help you reply la your messages

pui yi. says:
HAHAHAHAHA

pui yi. says:
xD

::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
GO DIE!

pui yi. says:
wahhh

pui yi. says:
like that la

pui yi. says:
okay

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
=.=

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
MAKE SURE YOU GO ARH!

pui yi. says:
i'll follow nikang

pui yi. says:
BYE

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
=.=

wthell puiyi.. then she go offline.. aih.. luckily that time I want to sleep.. couldnt care much.. HAHAHAHAXDDDDD

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Public-kie Speaking (>.<)

*exhales deeply*

after hypering the whole time, my butt is veli pain oledi.. I sat in front of the comp for about 4 hours. I'm so tired. wanna sleep. But keeping surfing the net non stop. After one website to another.. hahaXD check out my facebook at approve all 60 friend requests. Answered so many quiz. Google ppl's name. Read every single testi ppl got in their friendster. Watched the 15 days song sang by one of the Yamaha Student during the concert in Youtube.

after everything,

I was about to off the comp.. when i realised..

OH SHYTE! my public speaking! it's freaking this coming Monday. Shit laaa.. got exam ps:lehh.. T.T Tien Soong!! you do back larhhhhh!!!! oh gosh.. I'm sure gonna my whole hands and legs and voice will be shaking again.. just like the year before.

and the year before the year before.

and the year before the year before the year before.

and shit la... i didnt prepare the script yet.. I DUN KNOW WHAT TO TALK ABOUT!!! dun tell me to talk nonsense.. takkan I talk about how hot am i.. that is like UNDERSTOOD already? hahaXD nola.. joking =D

eh.. give me ideas on what to talk about!!! pls pls pls, ppl!! help meee! T.T *sobsss sobss sniff sniff*


(>.<) anyway, check this out.. the 15 days song. I find it darn nice lo..this is only the practice.. the real one was nicer.. but the sound isnt as clear as this...


nice right nice righttt????? =DDDDD she composed the song herself.. =D

ps: darn it... I'm hungry. I still dun wanna eat that pack of chicken rice! hahaXD and DUN FORGET TO GIVE ME IDEAS ON WHAT TO TALK ABOUT!

A not-so-love letter to Pui Yi.

.::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
stop first

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
i adding somthing

pui yi. says:
AIYO

pui yi. says:
gonna finish ady larh

pui yi. says:
lei gong stop zao stop meh

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
hahahahahhaha

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
i added ady

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
hahahahah

pui yi. says:
aiyo

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
added YOUR NAME

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
hahahaha

pui yi. says:
ma fan la you

pui yi. says:
wait

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
then DUN READ LO

pui yi. says:
i refresh


..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
hahahaha

pui yi. says:
you added which part?!?

pui yi. says:
dont have also


..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
=.=

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
the CHU part

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
hahahah

pui yi. says:
wait


..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
.. i can hear puiyi laughing like some maniac..

pui yi. says:
i can hear puiyi laughing like some maniac..

pui yi. says:
RIGHTTTTTT

pui yi. says:
your head laaa

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
ahhahahahahahahahah

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
U WERE OKAYH!

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
damn scary you laughter

pui yi. says:
where got


..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
u ask chu larh!

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
you laughed the LOUDEST

pui yi. says:
are you sure it was me!??!

pui yi. says:
HARH!?!?!

pui yi. says:
HOW SURE IS SURE

pui yi. says:
YOU CANT BE SURE WHEN YOU'

pui yi. says:
RE NOT REALLY SURE

pui yi. says:
BECAUSE NOT SURE CONSISTS OF 7 LETTERS

pui yi. says:
OKAYYYY!!


..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
YES

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
I AM SUPER SURE

pui yi. says:
W TO THE H TO THE A TO THE T TO THE EVER (not so free go type all -___-)

pui yi. says:
hahahahah NOT FUNNY -.-

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
HAHAHHAHA

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
DAMN FUNNYYY!!!
hahahahahahahah

pui yi. says:
go die -.- not funny


..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
DAMN FUNNEHHH!!!

pui yi. says:
...

pui yi. says:
im speechless


..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
hahahhaahah

pui yi. says:
YOU LAUGH SOMEMORE

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAH

pui yi. says:
i CHALLENGE you to laugh non stop


..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
i seriously laughinggg

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
hahahahaha

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
hahahahahahhahaha

pui yi. says:
till tmrw

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
hahahha

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
i am seriously laughing

pui yi. says:
make sure you sleep also you laugh

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
you going to school arh tomorrow?

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
ahhahahahahaha

..::)(L)S@NDR@(L):):.--> You're one in the million. says:
seriously laughing mann

pui yi. says:
NO

pui yi. says:
WHY!?!?!?

pui yi. says:
YOU MISS ME!?!?!?

pui yi. says:
I KNOW YOU DO

pui yi. says:
NO NEED SHY SHY LA

pui yi. says:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

pui yi. says:
OK BAO

pui yi. says:
*BAI

pui yi. says:
MAU PERGI TUITION

pui yi. says:
MAKE SURE YOU CONTINUE LAUGHING

pui yi. says:
DONT STOP!

pui yi. says:
OK BAI FAT ASS

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To: SUM PUI YI

number 1, u ownself fat.. go and say my ass is fat.. my ass is sexy aand hot okayh! and its NOT FAT! ahhahahahahhahaXD

number 2, i ask if you go to school.. NOT because I miss you.. miss also not miss YOU laa.. i ask because u "challenge" me to laugh until tomorrow wert.. so, I just asking larh!

number 3, since you so smart and THIN, why didnt you form sentences from the 7 letters? hahaaXD

number 4, you DID laugh like a maniac that time..

number 5, dun ask me go die. I wanna live, study AND LOVE long ;)

number 6, I'm dun shy shy wan okay??

number 7, you dun spell bye, as BAI! ur teacher never teach you how to spell arh?

number 8, i'm DEFINITELY sure you laughed like a maniac.. try to change the tone. darn scary weyhhhhhh

number 9, i'm STILL LAUGHING... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA XD

lastly, number 10, HA HA HA!

From,
YOUR SUPER HOT FRIEND.

Super funny and long post.

a la la la la longg~~

la-la-la~

Dear readers,
sorry for not blogging yesterday because,

I was busy snoring like a pig =D

actually, no. I was sleeping before tuition, crapping during tuition and sleeping back after tuition.. so, actually,

yes.

hahahahahahaXD sorry.. I'm super hyper now.

So, let the story of yesterday and today begin =D

Last two nights, I was so tired that I could drop dead. So, after tuition, I had my dinner and slept straight away. I thought of waking up at 12am to study for my Bio.. But I cant wake up. My upper part of my stomach hurts like crazy all of a sudden. Nope, not gastric (>.<) but, on second thought, it was BIO.. how can I not study? So, I forced myself to wake up and I took two hours to cover 20 pages. and it was only 2.1 of chapter 2. die right?

comfirm die.



my stomach was so pain that I gotta stand the whole night to study.. so, i have to stick all the notes all around the wall and door..

sometimes I just dont know which book to start with.. Bio...

I was reading 9 books at one time.. (>.<)

I cant stand the pain. So I thought of so many ways to study. But, none of them worked. then, I thought it would be better if I sleep for another hour. So, I slept till 3am. I couldnt wake up this time. I was so sleepy and at the same time, my stomach hurts like I could see the heaven light already.

So, I just continue sleeping. I did not study at all. Went to school, and it hurts like shit. I didnt even attend assembly.. i was resting in bilik serba. After assembly, like omg, I can barely walk.. then the super smart emily go and say, "God is probably preparing you for being pregnant next time."

I was like, WTH?! I'm suffering from the pain until my tears come out.. then you somemore joke with stupid stuff.. hahaXD then all of them keep talking crap.. Then, 20 minutes before the exam started, emily, vivian, bao yu zai and siewjin was stuffing all the bio information into my head.. i think only 0.01 percent went into my head..

damn annoying lo.. almost everyday of the week, i sure got some commotion wan.. I cried almost everyday of this week. Damn theee bee lewwww teee edgeee mann... compile the tears and you'll get one litre of it..

Bio paper 1 was okay. teacher had mercy on us.. BUT NOT PAPER 2! blardy hell difficult.. . . I think I'm failing Bio.. . .. .. . . one thing, when teacher was giving out the exam papers, she came to me, "First time didnt hear your voice today. So quiet arhh?"

of course quiet laa.. my stomach so pain., still wanna bising meh.. . . then later, ate lunch with Lexxie and my dad.. and it was soooo funny..

dad: what u wan to study?
alex: mayb I take law la..
dad: oh..
me: I dunno what to study..
dad: take business la..
me: dun wan. dun wan get into business world.
dad: take law la..
me: ..
alex: HAH! law?? you?? law is worst than Bio.. u cant even handle bio..
me: oh.. then dun wan.. i dun like memorising..
dad: then... take medicine la..
me: I dun wan to be doctor..
alex: then be nurse la..
me: I dun wan to be nurse.. I dun wan to stay alone in the hospital alone at night..
alex: you WONT be alone.. u'll just have dead bodies around you..
me: .. .. .=.="
dad: you this dun wanna take.. that dun wanna take.. what you want to take? how about accounts?
me: DUN wan.... i dun like counting.. maybe i wan to design stages?
alex: you CRAZY ARH? u think u simply draw then ppl make it just like that arh?
me: erm erm.. be movie producer..
alex: HAH! so funny.. where you gonna start?
me: HOLLYWOOD!
alex: =.= like how many ppl get into hollywood? see american idol.. millions of ppl but only 8 of them successfully get into it..
me: then.. i just study something to do with medicine laaa.. but dun wanna be doctor or nurse.. something to do with laboratory stuff... blood tester..
alex: YOU CRAZY ARH?! you know how to test blood a not? you just get take the blood out, put into the machine then you can get all the info ady.. wat you gonna do after that? sit there?
me: THIS cannot, THAT cannot.. I open kindergarden laa..
alex: where you gonna get the money to open it?
me: nehhh.. use daddy's factory..
dad: *smiles* U wan to teach them how to fry nuts arh?
me: nolaaa... just take the whole factory and rebuild and become a kindergarden..
alex: waa... dad, where you get this kind of daughter.. want to close ur business down.. you arr.. everyday dream dream dream.. you're so naive.. you're still leaving in your dreams.. you think you're the only person in this world issit? when you die, nobody cares also. cause it doesnt affect anyone.. the world will be going on well without you. You think you are so important issit? so naive..

*and he cant stop lecturing me about how naive am I*

me: then, I just study something that gotta do with medicine okayhhhhhh.... . . . but just dun wanna be doctor or nurse. other thingss..
alex: then study larh..
me: fine..
alex: then start studying your ass off..
me: i AM ALREADY studying my ass off..
alex: so, no tv, no laptop, no computer, no outings, no nothing..
me: EXCUSE ME?? studying medicine doesnt equals to NO LIFE okayh...

hahaXD later, my stomach got better, and went for Mr Roy.. it was so fun.. not many student came today because of exams.. all of us joke like dunnowhat.. the best class I've had this year. haha..

he was teaching us.. to memorise the colour of the rainbows by putting acronyms.. then he wrote there.. VI boys got *something something, i forgot* Riffle.. so it was Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Indigo and Violet..

then i was like..


me: oh look! teacher.. your name! ROY!! at the first three letters..
Mr. Roy: yeah.. but I dun wanna tell you what the last four letter means..
me: erm erm.. issit.. . . .. ROY got.. blessed.. erm.. no.. .. . blasted in Vietnam?
Mr Roy: *stops writing immediately* =.="

*whole class laughed*


ROY Got Blasted In Vietnam.. and it was EMILY who wrote the BOO! guess who ;)

after tuition, had dinner, wanted to study.. but too tired. I'm ALWAYSSS tired (>.<) it was 10.30pm, so I wanted to sleep and wake up at 12pm to revise my maths.. I was preparing to sleep then suddenly so many ppl sms me.. wanted to ignore the sms-es but tak sampai hati.. hahaXD then talked on the phone.. by the time I put down the phone, I looked at the clock.. 12am ady.. I was like, "HAHAHA.. no need to sleep ady lo... hahaXD"

but, no.. i was still sleepieee.. so, I set my alarm.. 1.00am, 1.10am, 1.15am and 1.20am.. I keep switching it off and sleep again.. hahaXD in the end, I didnt even wake up to study.. hahaXD woke up today and still feel super sleepy..went to first floor with nanthienie and was talking with chengken.. funny like shit man.. chengken has a secret admirer. and she's a model. But according to keanloong, she's a model for some magazines for people who want to slim down but failed.. SO EVIL man, keanloong.. hahahhahaXD

before having Maths paper 1, I was telling Low stories about Mr. Roy and she was laughing non stop.. hahaXD had paper 1.. and it was ok LAAAAAA... . .. during recess, chengken kept asking me about THE girl... then keanloong and I started laughing non stop.. he looked so scared.. hahahhaaXDD then after recess, Michelle started shouting who won for American Idol.. and Puiyi was like closing her ears cause she dun wanna know the results yet but.. Emily purposely shout into her ears and say who win.. hahaXD

paper 2 Maths was kinda fun.. hahaXD I finished my paper and I left 40 minutes.. did four question out of 5 in section B... I was like choosing which to do.. One of the questions, I just made a conclusion that it was difficult so i didnt do.. then, since I left so much time, I looked back at that question.. and find it quite easy.. so, I just finish all 5 of it.. in case I get to score more marks in the OTHER question..

when I finish the whole paper, I left 30 minutes.. So, I started singing while checking my paper.. I dunno why suddenly I got so hyper.. So i started laughing like Chucky.. then Michelle who was sitting in front of me kept looking back.. like I'm crazy.. well, I WAS! hahaXD

then, i was like, "If you happy and you know it you smack Michelle! *smacks Michelle*.. If you happy and you know it, you smack Michelle! *smacks Michelle* If you happy and you know it, and you REALLLYY wanna show it, if you're happy and you know it smack Michelle.. *smack her head*"

kesiann her mannnn.. kena so much from me.. then when she sing some songs softly.. I would ask her to shutup.. hahahahXD after exam, Low was complaining how noisy I were.. then, teacher accidentally push the lock down, and "PAP".. it dropped on her table.. then i was like,

"TEACHERRRRRR~~~ why are you so angryyyyyy?? we're having exammsss you knowww.."

then she was like, "(>.<) SORRRYYY PEOPLEEEEEEEE!!!" then everyone looked back.. and i started laughing evil-ly.. hahahahXD Nanthienie was like shaking her head ady.. seeing me laugh like that..
after exam,

chu: omgggg!! so difficult can die?
me: can die arr??
chu: yeahhhh..
me: then why are you not dead? you GO DIE NOW!!! NOW!! GO JUMP DOWN THE WINDOW!! GO!!!
chu: O.o.. *breathes in deeply.* haih...

I was seriously so hyper.. i can hear puiyi laughing like some maniac.. in fact, the whole class was laughing.. hahaXD from my class, I could see my bro waiting for me ady.. then I started waving like a maniac.., but how could he possibly see.. I was at the fourth floor.. hahaXD on the way down..

sheau hwa: sandra.. u sure you wan to come my house? I scared you dun like it you know.. cause we'll be watching Hey Say Jump stuff..
me: =.=" you're making excuses rightt?? I know you dun wan me to go rightt?? I KNOW IT!
sheau hwa: n..n..noooooo.....
me: I KNOW IT! you dun wan me to come! you're just giving excuse! EXCUSE!!!!! u know what's the definition of excuse? it consist of 6 letters!
sheau hwa and Low: hahahahahXD
me: 6 LETTERS!! and you do you wan me to give you a sentence for all 6 letters? FINE! i'll give you since you like to give EXCUSE!

E- extraordinary.. sandra is EXTRAORDINARY..
X- x-axis.. in a cartesian plane.. there's y and x-axis..
C- C.. y=mx + C
U- I love U!
S- Sandra is hot!
E- extra.. Low has extra fats...

HAHAHHAHHAAXDDD it was so funny.. then i started laughing non stop.. then, in the car.. MUAHAHA! you will NEVER imagine.. my brother and I were SOOOO HYPERRR till the maxxxxxxx! this is a simplified version of out conversation..

alex: do you have water?? pleasseee.. . . .*with that cute cute tone*
me: =.="
alex: A GUY ONLY SAY PLEASE for ONCE in his whole lifee! so you better GIVE IT TO ME! i'm being polite.. *with the super serious voice*
me: what kind of THEORY IS THAT?!

*slaps me playfully*

alex: got a NOTTT?! just gimme the water pls.
me: gotttt.. but dun wanna give you..

*slaps me again*

me: ouch!! and you said PLEASE for the second time already! hahahahahahaXDD
alex: you shaddapp..
me: no.. YOU shaddap..
alex: no.. YOU SHADDAP..
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHXDD *screams* okay.. ouch.. *rubs my ears* that was pain..
alex: *pretending as if all the mirrors in the cars shattered*

*pinches me*

me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT???
alex: in my car, you cannot be louder than me..
me: why?
alex: cause you're in my car..
me: why?

*pinches me*

alex: you cannot use WH-questions more than 2 times in my car..
me: What the helll???

*pinches me*

alex: hell is a bad place.. you cannot use the word hell..
me: so?? *with a really high pitch*

*pinches me*

me: OWHHH!~!!!! what nowwww??
alex: you cannot say, "SOOO" with that pitch.. must be lower pitch..
me: WHAT- E-VER!!!!

*pinches me*

me: WHAT NOWWWW?!!??!
alex: you cannot use that tone of voice..
me: wadevaaaaa~~~~~~
alex: okay.. like that can..
me: shaadapp la you... *started laughing for no reason*

*pinches me*

me: whaaatt??
alex: new rule, you cant laugh randomly in my car..
me: what the.. shut up..

*pinches me*

me: WHAT AGAINNNNN???
alex: you cannot use the word, "shut up.." its rude..
me: WHAT RUDE?! its not rude!
alex: it is in my dictionary..
me: why must I listen to you?
alex: cause you're in my car...
me: if its yours.. it's mine too.. who says this is not your car? *actually i say wrong ady.. should be, "who says this is your car? I thought he would laugh at me.. but...*
alex: who says this is not YOUR car?
me: HAHAHAH! YOU LAH!!! do you realise what you just said?? you said, "who says this is not MY CAR?" hahahahhahaXD

*****************************************************************
me: I'm not going to school tomorrow..
alex: me too!
me: YAY!!! *with a sacarstic tone* Like I care =.="
alex: eh.. i got college tomorrow..
me: wth.. . . . yeah.. you got no school, but got college right.. =.="
alex: I have a very big surprise with you.. it either you dun take the challenge, or you dun take it..*in a serious voice*
me: I take it..
alex: are you sure? *with that serious tone..*
me: yes i am..
alex: are you reallly really sureee?
me: yes, I am really really sure..
alex:but you will get really really shock wan worr..
me: what issit?
alex: when you get home, you'll know.. but are you sure?
me: YES!
alex: sure arh?
me: YEAAAA~ BRING IT ON!
alex: so you think you're good huh? *with that stupid tone*
me: of COURSE!

*walks into the house, saw my mom talking to someone but cant see who issit.. so i thought the person was a surprise for me.. i was like so nervous.. then i go into the house.. CHEH! my mom's friend.. then both of us started laughing.. my mom and her friend was like question mark question mark.. like so blur.. suddenly only we laugh like shit.. then, I asked alex..*

me: so, what's the surprise?? this one???
alex: the surprise iss.. .. . .. . . . mom~~!! what's lunch for today..?
mom: chicken rice..

*smacks myself onto the wall..*

alex: HAHAHA! that was the surprise..
me: YEAHHHHH.. the best surprise i've ever had!

cause my dad keep buying chicken rice for almost the whole week.. everyday also chicken rice.. so that's why.. we are so sick of it and want to vomit ady.. hahahahaXD

* on the way hiking up to our rooms, I smacked his butt with my bottle then he slapped me*

alex: my butt is more precious than my face okayh!!!

*slaps his face*

alex: !!!!!!!! *slaps me*
me: what noww?
alex: your face is more precious than my face okayh!
me: HAHAHAHHAHA! then why you slap me?!
alex: I MEAN I MEAN, MY FACE is more precious than your face!
me: I'm gonna ask my immortal husband to kill you..
alex: well, your immortal husband is not that immortal because he is not immortal and he will never be immortal.. . .. .
me: .. . . . what are you talking about??

*silence*

stewwwwpikkk mannn!!!! ahahhahahXD dun wann eat my lunch.. see the rice also no appetite ady.. (>.<) hahaXD

hyper laaa today =D love ya ppl!! =DDD 4 more days of exam.. which means just another 4 more days of hell.. 7 more days till exam over!

screamm ppl!!! =DDDD
ps: YAY!!! my blog has reached 800 post!! yeahhh mannn~~~
lesson learnt: DONT TALK TO ME when I'm super hyper..