The last laugh.

Credits to Kristy Chong..

its exactly how i feel =)

First off, I want to say thank you for making me such a significance in your bleak and miserable life. I apologize because I cannot reciprocate your waves of emotions because I lack your mental retardation. Your impossible delusions of power and superiority have made me realize how much of a degenerate you really are. Oh, so you are hating on me? Well, bravo, I say to you with outstanding enthusiasm. I never did realize as somehow, I grew fond of your idiocy that I must say... is spreading like plague. Now, you cannot say I don't understand your hatred for me because I have been pondering about it a lot. Would you look at that?! I was THINKING about where your mental incapacity originated from. Maybe its your unusual blend of proteins and nucleotides in your DNA that makes you particularly vexatious. Perhaps its the impossible amount of pressure on your shoulders from being so insecure. Oh, how I pity. :(

Really, the things I hear you say about me is very amusing. I enjoy being placed on such a high pedestal and be thought of so much. My very presence bothers you! Do I really posses such a powerful aura where merely walking pass you across the halls strikes such a chord in you? Jealousy is a poison, my friend. I don't even need to lift a finger where you, on the other hand, gather your little two-faced companions to waste your breath discussing about how you abhor my ways. So you say I have changed. Have I changed into something better than you? Personally, I don't think I have changed. I still like licking the cream off oreos before eating the cookie. And if you repulse the way I am, why not talk to me? Do I instill such an amount of fear in you?

At the beginning, I have thought of making peace with you. But after much consideration, I realize degenerates like yourself have a mindset of an anus where all you ever will do is give people shit. What would confronting you do? Nothing, I say because you hate me and no matter what I do or say, you will still dislike my ways. So, my efforts will be futile. I have better things to do than care about what you say about me. I understand completely, how bleak your life is now. You just need something to make your day in school a lot more interesting, no? Well, if it does give you such satisfaction because you are just so incompetent like that, I shall not stop you. I am contented with the way I am and I don't need such adolescent, Hannah Montana kind of issues to get me through the day. At least when I dislike something or someone, I am consistent about it and not drift with wind of hypocrisy.

and my favourite line,

You entertain me. To watch your face distort in such a way when I walk pass you in the halls.

I laugh at you.

We're too old to be involve in all these bitchy drama ;)

We shall see who will have the last laugh at the end of the day.

*

btw, to ppl who like not so good wan,

I know the language is a bit tooooo bombastic for you..

just go check the dictionary k?

Maybe it'll help you in your essay for the coming SPM

;)

ps: I'm just being nice =)

I rock till the max! not..

I tend to embarrassed myself all the time..

Today was kinda sucky.. nola.. actually.. its kinda okay.. =P it started with period pains in the morning which i could barely stand it.. during tuition i was dying.. den... the embarrassment started...

Case one: after tuition, u know like Martin tuitions.. after one class, they would ask you to get out of the class faster cause there's a big bunch of ppl waiting downstairs.. so the kakak was like, "cepat cepat cepat.."

and then i was trying to walk very fast but like i felt a little uncomfortable.. when i looked down.. oh.. great.. i looked like a fool.. then i stopped in front of the kakak and change my left slippers back to my left leg and vice versa.. i wore my slippers wrongly.. and the kakak was like laughing at me.. (>.<) that one case one of embarrassing myself.

Case two: Valerie and I were walking near pudu plaza to have lunch.. and suddenly, this super nice sport car came by.. like right beside us.. then i was telling valerie.. "oh.. my husband came to fetch me.." anddddddddddddddddddddddddd the window was kinda open.. (>.<) ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD the wife was right beside him.. to make matters worse, they ate at the same restaurant we did and was sitting the table next to us.. GREAT.

Case three: When we reached the restaurant.. i saw this guy was like smiling and talking to this girl who sit opposite him at the table.. and the guy wore specs.. and immediately.. i thought he was Derek. DEREK CHAN. yeah.. soooooooooo, i was like making stupid movements.. preparing to scare him from the back.. like *BOO!!!!! *shaking his shoulders* HI DEREK!" i was going closer and closer to him.. then the girl keep looking at me.. so i thought like one of his girl friends la.. as in GIRL.FRIEND. or cousin.. when i was about to BOO him.. a man came by and sit between the so-called derek and the girl.. and i was like, "huh? who's that?"

then i realised. .. ..it wasn't derek... T.T the girl kept staring at me.. and valerie was laughingherassoff at me.. T.T again, i embarrassed myself..

oh! such a great day! =P hahahaXD