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Friday, October 17, 2008

Post #9 of the day XPP

NEW HEADLINES: BOY EATS OVUM... (ewh..)

Friday, 17 october - According to guy in SMK Seri Bintang Utara, named Teh Kean Loong, who is 15 years old who just finished PMR, which is currently in a gay outing right now with his gay friends including a hot girl's husband name Renny, said that he will get bad results in his PMR because he eat too much egg. This is a bit supernatural as scientist have not discovered that if human eat eggs it would affect their studies. But this boy, with all his smart brains, had discovered it first.

He also said that he eats eggs which can also called ovum. Ovum is also is a female reproductive cell. It is the largest cell among cells. Other people also wondered whether eating eggs would affect their work. This may be dangerous. Therefore, citizens are digalakkan to jangan makan ovum.

Apart from that, females, human or not, animal or what so ever, is told not to go near this dangerous boy. He is a very dangerous human being. Therefore, he is suppose to be executed so that he would not hurt any female human beings. and female animals. especially chicken.

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