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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

E.M.I.L.Y. H.O. Y.E.N. Y.I <3

WHAT?!?!?! 9000 WORDS?!?!

NINE THOUSAND WORDS?!

SEMBILAN RIBU PATAH PERKATAAN?!

EMILY?! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY LIKE SERIOUS?! oh well, i should start now..

e.m.i.l.y.
according to my Oxford Learner's pocket dictionary, third edition, which first published in 1983, the word EMILY.. doesnt exist.. XDD


but according to wikipedia, Emily is a feminine name derived from the Roman feminine name Aemilia. The Latin name Aemilia in turn may derive from the Latin word aemulus (or from the same root as aemulus), meaning "rival", but this may be a folk etymology.

Emily has been a hugely popular name in the English-speaking world, ranking among the most popular names in the United States, Canada, the United Kingdom, Ireland, Australia, and New Zealand; for the past decade, it has been the most common name given to girls in the United States. It is also a common name in numerous other countries.

"Emily also has literary associations, including Emily Dickinson, evoking images of a woman who is both beautiful and smart," JUST LIKE EMILY HO YEN YI...

OKAYY, now, personally about emily,

i would like to say.. this girl, i have known her since.. wait.. standard 1?? and i think she became my pet-sis during standard 3?? all together, i have known her for freaking 8 years.. now, THAT's a longgg period..

during form2, i always fight a lot with her and and puiyi.. wahaha.. they were annoying to me, and i was annoying to them.. but seriously, they are so crazy last year, want to read their book also.. u must retard and twist ur head to the side and open the smallest part of the book to read.. its like by the time you finish reading one sentence, you already need to go to hospital to cure your broken neck...XDD its so freaking funnehh when i thought back all the crazy times we had been through these years.. she had been there for me ALL the time..

THROUGH happy times,
THROUGH sad times,
THROUGH hyper times,
THROUGH emo times,
THROUGH lame times,
and,
THROUGH crazyyyy times =D

i know, i love her, and she loves me.. i dun care if i sound les.. but i will still say i love her =) and she reminds me of my niece.. hahahXDD cause my niece's name is emilyy tooo!! hahaha XDDD

this year, i'm much more closer to her.. she is always there to give me her freaking innocent face.. which is not innocent at all! XDD.. but she tries her best to convince me with that two freaking big eyes and blink blink.. while biting her lips, saying "awwww.. sandraaaa.."

and like duh!! she is my bijibiji.. so i also like to manja her a lot.. emily.. e.m.i.l.y.. to me, she is a freaking smart girl, who shares her freaking crazyy knowledge with of course, me.. she is always willing to teach ppl.. tidak kedekut ilmu.. with her prefect uniform, she also convince teacher that she can go laming around IN the class.. ugh!

ho yen yi, is a very fragile girl to me.. she is even more fragile than my mom's small chandelier hanging above my living room ceiling.. i know, when she is reading this, she is DEFINITELY going.. "watthehell... ahahhahahah".. i can even imagine her expression.. like right now.. and after i said "i can even imagine her expression right now", i bet she her face looks like this --> =.=..

and now, seeing that i said it correctly, she is laughing right now.. see?! that's how well i know her.. i can even sense how she reacts.. but later, if i guess it wrongly... i kantoi larh, of course.. anyway, back to the topic.. cause i still have to finish typing this 9000 words essay for miss emily ho yen yi the princess of my toilet.. yeah yeah, i sense the lameness too.. but i am kinda out of words.. XDD...

okok.. back to the topic.. emily, you can say, she is part of my life.. how can you define SHE is part of my life.. cause if she dies (touch wood), i will cry.. that's how i define someone being part of my life.. ;) emily, also influence me like A LOT.. from her crazy-ness, to her lameness, to her "awww"-ness... to her figure of speech.. i realise, i follow her figure of speech a lot.. hahah XDDD.. not like puiyi.. if you say something, sure she will go "wat the hell?! i dun like him larh okayh!" with a kind of accent and movement of her head.. which seriously make me laugh my head off!! XDD

emily use to be a cute little tiny wincey adorable girl, when she grew up now to be a beast.. who kills ppl with her innocent eyes.. ugh! i cant believe i always fall for her stupid innocent eye trick! ish!!.. emily, i know she has vivian all the time, which ugh! winks at me all the time.. its so freaking scarry.. but THESE DAYS, i decided not to be scared.. muahahahah!!! now, i wink at vivian instead and keep touching her.. which makes her run like there's no tomorrow.. ahhaha XDD.. well, you cant blame me.. i got the touchy touchy skills from sheau hwa..

oh! i forgot to mention MORE about emily.. her full name is emily ho yen yi.. she first breathe on the 7th february 1993 and stopped breathing on 17 december 1993.. and breathe again on 7th february 1994.. despite her weird cases like what i said, she is a bit of mentally challenged.. a.k.a. retarded.. XDD.. her hobby is to disturb other ppl.. and giving that innocent look on her face.. and her favourite word is "oi!"... you can say she's a superman cause sometimes.. she wear bikini over her clothes and try to immitate superman's wife.. superwoman.. wait, does superman has a wife?? nahhh.. i dun think so..

emily.. is the most annoying person i have met on earth, because she takes my loved one away! she is fighting with me and claims zac efron is hers! which i think its bullshit.. cause.. he.is.mine! ugh! even watching the HSM movie, halfway, she GOT TO whisper to me and say he is her's.. ugh! wateverrr~~

you can see from zac's face that he doesnt want you.. and you will be like Sharpay.. muahahhaha "even if we're milesss and milesss and milesssss aparttttt~~~" muahahhahaXDD you gotta admit the fact, dear.. he loves me! >.<

OKAYH! enough of this kind of shitty crap!

let's get back to serious business.. rightt, i got to admit that emily is hardworking.. but according to mr. roy... she is lazzyyy!! like wth! if emily is lazzyy.. thenn.. thennn.. what am i? shit.. okok.. change topic.. if not, i will ACCIDENTALLY reveal my laziness.. wait, did i just said it?? ahh! wateverrrr~~

you know what?? i just realise i hate her for forcing me to type this 9000 words essay.. WHICH.. i dun think it is possibleee??? XDD.. it is larh.. but.. isnt this post long enough, princess emilyy?? you know what.. "ITSSS>> THE THOUGHT>> THAT COUNTSS!!!" not words..

i love you. enough said. =D
love ya, muackss muackkss! =3

tata~~ i'm dropping dead here.. zzz..

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