Sivicssss~

okay... today, i was normal the whole day until.. during Sivics, I got hyper.. actually, not hyper larr.. but i started crapping to teacher.. we were learning about

J.E.R.I.S

the story goes like this..

teacher: siapa rasa dirinya amat sempurna? dari segi, jasmani, emosi, rohani, intelek, dan sosial??

no one put up their hands, but when teacher looked away, i put up my hand.. then he turned to me, then i QUICKLY put down..

teacher: oh! ada! kamu ke??

me: bukan lar.. cikgu.. saya sedang buat perkara lain.. hahaXD

then he was explaining, how was jasmani.. crazy ppl who call themselves normal ialah orang yang emosinya terganggu.. hahaXD then sosial, was divided into two parts..

1) sosial

2) so SIAL

we were like, wth.. .. ... he said, so SIAL ialah untuk lelaki yang kata lelaki lebih cantik daripada perempuan.. first thought for me, CHENGKEN AND CHENGNAM! hahaXDDD

then he asked,

teacher: apa itu BEBAS?? apa maksudnya?? siapa tahu?? apa maksud BEBAS?? adakah bebas bermakna boleh buat apa-apa sahaja??

me: tak...

teacher: boleh mimpi apa-apa sahaja??

me: takkk...

teacher: kalau yang ada boyfren tu, boleh mimpi setiap hari tak??

me: takkkk....

teacher: mengapa??

me: mana boleh mau mimpi baru mimpi punyaaa??

teacher: habis tu?? apa itu BEBAS??

me: boleh terbang.

teacher: oh.. yea laa.. boleh, tapi sekali sahaja..

me: kalau mau dua kali??

teacher: tu.. kena letak pelampung kat bawah...

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teacher: kebebasan tu ada had.. kita tak boleh ambil dadah seperti.. seperti........

me: cocaine!!! <---*hints someone*

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teacher: kita tak boleh menyimpan dendam.. apabila saya masih kecil, saya kena tampar oleh guru saya semata-mata mau basuh tangan.."

me: emosi dia terganggu larh yu, cikgu...

*then the whole class laughed..* yuenping was like, you also.. emosi terganggu.. sometimes hyper, sometimes emo.. then i was like, rollling my eyes at her.. hahahaXD

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teacher: macam mana, kita nak control kemarahan kita?? mari saya ajar, kalau marah, kamu duduk.. kerana otot kita tegang apabila kita berdiri..

me: kalau duduk masih marah??

teacher: kamu baring...

me: kalau baring masih marah??

teacher: pergi mandi..

me: kalau mandi masih marah?

teacher: pergi repot polis..

me: kalau repot polis masih marah??

teacher: pergi cari lawyer..

me: kalau sudah cari lawyer??

teacher: pergi tengok kaunselor sekolah dulu.. nak saya buat appointment untuk kamu dengan Puan Song (school counselor)??

me: boleh jugakk...

teacher: kamu marah dengan siaappaaA???

me: anjing saya...

teacher: bawa dia ke sini, saya ajar dia JERI.. tapi kena ikat dia 5 meter dari saya. okay.. cukuplarh.. itu serba sedikit tentang kegilaan aku..

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teacher: siapa emosinya amat baik??

i raised my hand...

teacher: betull lah.. orang yang gila akan cakap sendirinya TIDAK gila... *looking at me* marah kee??

me: *with a big smile* SANGAT MARAH....

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omg.. it was so crazy okayh!! hahahahXD okok.. enough ady.. i feel like slapping chengnam and keanloong man.. wthelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.............. T.T stupid ppl mannn!!! arghhhh... CHONG cheng nammmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! I WILL kill you.. TRUST ME!

okay.. end of story.bye.

i wanna die ady.. T.T thanks to stupid chengnam and keanloong... T.T

ps: niren, i know you read my blog "everyday" but then.. i STILL CANT find your blog... the url u gave me is not workingggggggggggg............hahaXD