Whoah! Dragon!

okay okay.. i'm gonna post this realllllyyy fast.. because i overslept.. and its like 6.50pm now.. and i'm gonna have tuition.. >.<

4 beta-ians already KNOW what i'm gonna post today.. in fact, most of you REQUESTED about it.. =P

so, its about this woman.. who came in during BM period.. and started being an annoying woman.. ended up being a shitty woman..

who issit??

I couldnt resist.. but to say its our new BM teacher. =x

she came in and said.. ARROGANTLY..

"saya... ada... beberapa... peraturan... *very slowly..* dalam kelas saya.. saya.. tidak membenarkan anda.. untuk bertutur dalam bahasa cina ke.. Inggeris ke.. German ke.. Prancis.. *its Perancis.. but she pronounce as PRRRAANcis.. all of us were like looking down, laughing our shits of..* kamu hanya.. dibenarkan untuk.. bertutur dalam Bahasa Melayu. Kalau tak suka.. boleh GET.OUT.OF.MY.CLASS."

we were like.. wtheck.. you're using ENGLISH, dude =.="

then she continued..

"saya.. tak.. sama dengan cilgu kamu yang sebelum ini.. dalam kelas dia boleh main main.. tapi.. kalau mahu main dengan saya.. NO WAY.

kalau.. mahu saya.. jadi kawan kamu.. *nobody wants to be her friend =x* saya boleh jadi sebaik-baiknya.. kalau mahu jadi lawan.. Its fine."

then she added, "kalau mahu saya jadi naga, TRY ME"

wthelll.. i was laughing like shit.. SILENTLY.. i mean.. try her?? like the toys in toys-r-us issit?? "barneyyyy.. TRY ME" hahahhahahahhahXDD

"dan kerja-kerja saya.. mesti ON TIME."

fine, we thought.. since she have SO bloody SO many rules.. let's she what she got..

teacher: saya mahu kamu buat watak dan perwatakan watak utama.. Othman kan?? Othman atau Osman??
whole class: Othman..
teacher: Oth.. Oth..
one studenti: tetapi.. cikgu.. watak utama ialah HASSAN..
teacher: ya ya.. Hassan..

*******

teacher: okay! saya mahu tanya.. apakah... PERSONAfikasi??
*silents*
teacher: *reads from namelist* LIM YUEN PING! apakah personafikasi..
yuenping: *she crapped out what's that correctly..*
teacher: betulkah apa YUEN kata??

*we were laughing like shit.. * then she wrote.. on the board.. PERSONAFIKASI.. everyone dared me to go correct the teacher.."

sandra: CIKGU! ialah persoNIfikasi.. bukan persoNAfikasi..
teacher: oh. ya ke?
teacher: macam mana dengan *writes on the board* asoNASI??

*another dare AGAIN.. why issit have to be me?! T.T but i just love dare =D"

sandra: CIKGU! ialah asoNANSI.. bukan asoNASI.. *whispered to yuenping, "ask her go balik makan nasi.. like that also dunno.."*

then she explained..

teacher: ezzati.. apakah personafikasi.. *tell her its PERSONIFIKASI.. she keep persona persona =.="
ezzati: objek yang bersifat manusia..
teacher: salah.. personafikasi ialah perkataan yang mempunyai abstrak dan konkrit..

we were like WHAT THE HELL?! that is METAFORA!!! then she continued,

"saya tak suka.. apabila saya tanya tentang gaya bahasa.. kamu semua bengke.."

then vivian whispered to me.. "what's bengke??" then i started laughing then somehow she heard.. then she said..

"bengke ialah BLUR!"

yaya, we thought.. we are the one who is BLUR.. when she doesnt even know what's personifikasi =.="

then once she STEPPED OUT Of the class.. the whole class were like making fun of her... no offends.. ESPECIALLY ME... i keep immitating her.. and a little bit of IMPROVISING *smiles evilyyyyyy*

"kalau mahu saya jadi naga... TRY ME. *immitate pushing a TRY ME button* ttitttt!"
"kalau mahu saya jadi anjing.. TRY ME. *push the button again* ruff! ruff!
"kalau mahu saya jadi tahi.. TRY ME.. *pushes button* then come out one shit.. finally she got the correct transformation..

i.. respect teachers.. but.. DEFINITELY not her.. if you ENCOUNTER HER.. you'll know..

i really cannot tahan her lo.. i was like, shouting to the whole classs... "WHO LIKES HER???!?!??!?!" no one hands up.. >.<>

so, yeah.. we are SO GONNA COMPLAIN to the heads.. i mean, wthell.. got quality, then you arrogant nevermind la.. now NO quality.. bising bising.. ish..

i told my mom about it.. and she was laughing like shit also.. gosh man.. may god bless her..

k.. anyway.. gtg! chaoz!