Experiment 911 =)

hao cherng: i can make a hypothesis that states Sandra wanna fight with Hao Cherng..

Aim: to determine who was the hottest among all.

Apparatus and materials: a mirror

Procedure:
1. take the mirror and put infront of both hao cherng and sandra
2. Compare.
3. Observe. (stupid Hao Cherng.. should observe only compare larh!)
4. Tabulate the results and thus conclude the experiment

RESULTS: DEN DEN DEN DEN～～the mirror felt damn unpleasant.

Result 1: The mirror remains still and calm when Material A: Sandra was being reflected onto it. (it was still and calm.. CAUSE the mirror feels i'm too pretty, so like, dun wanna shattered and break into pieces.. cause wanna let me admire myself longer.. =) not like hao cherng's)

Result 2: the mirror shakes and vibrates in a vigorous way and suddenly jumping around the laboratory, finally it shouts using mercury-made hole-structue-like mouth: "Hao Cherng, i had NEVER SEEN A LENG ZAI LIKE U SINCE I WAS BORN A THOUSANDS MILLENIUMS AGO " then finally the mirror disappears for everyone's praises towards the material B : Hao Cherng the Great.

(THAT is ACCORDING TO HAO CHERNG.. he probably have some eyesight and also mental problem)

CONCLUSION:
HAO CHERNG IS HOTTER THAN SANDRA HENCE, THE HYPOTHESIS IS TRULY ACCEPTABLE.. (aih.. commonsense larh! how can hao cherng be hotter than Sandra.. come ON larh!!! aih.. its okay.. he is too desperate to be "hot".. nevermind la.. i one day not hot nevermind.. let this kind of sad ppl feel "hot" for one day... hahaXD)

can you sense the desperate-dity in Hao Cherng?? aih.. kesian him.. too sad cause no one says he's hot before.. aih.. nevermind.. its okay, kid.. =)